How does your hygiene standards stack up against the rest?
Put your hygiene habits to the test with our normal or gross hygiene test.
Simply choose the closest option to your habits in the poll below to see if you are normal or a little (or a lot) gross.
There are no names recorded so do be honest – no one will know your dirty little hygiene secrets.
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Question of
Scrunch or fold?
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Scrunch
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Fold
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Question of
Over or under?
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Over
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Under
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Question of
When the toilet roll is finished…
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Throw empty roll on floor and replace with new roll
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Place empty roll in bin and replace roll
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Just leave… next person will replace roll
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Question of
Eating popcorn
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One or two at a time
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Handfull to mouth – catch what I can
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Question of
How often do you shower?
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Always twice a day when possible
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Once a day at night
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Once a day in the morning
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Ever other day
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Question of
How do you apply toothpaste?
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Water on brush then toothpaste
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Toothpaste then water
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Water on brush then toothpaste then water again
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Question of
How often do you change the bed sheets?
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Once a week
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Once a fortnight
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Once a month
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Question of
Where do you stand on double dip?
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It’s fine if it’s the other end of the chip
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Never
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Question of
Pee in the shower?
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Yep – It’s all pipes
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No way
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Question of
Pick your nose?
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Yes it’s fine
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No always a tissue
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Question of
Do you believe in the 3 second rule?
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More like 5…
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Only 3 seconds no more
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Once it hits the floor it goes in the bin
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Question of
Do you physically wash your legs in the shower?
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Yes
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No the soap and water coming down will wash them
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Question of
Do you follow used by dates?
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Yes
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Couple days after is ok
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Throw out a couple days before
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Question of
Do you enjoy popping pimples/zits
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Yes
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No
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Question of
Do you smell your clothes to see if you can wear them again?
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Yes
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No
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Question of
What do you use for your dirty clothes?
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Floor
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Dirty clothes basket
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Benchtop
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Throw in wardrobe
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Question of
Do you poop at work?
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Never
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Only if I have to
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Always – it’s like having a smokeo
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Question of
Do you bite your nails?
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Yes
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No
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Question of
Socks can be worn multiple days before washing?
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100%
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No way
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Question of
When you buy new underwear…
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You wash it first
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Just bang them in the draw, they are good to go
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