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    Think You’re Smort? Prove It With This Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quiz

    Adam BarrellBy

    Let’s be honest — if you don’t ace this, Holt will be disappointed in you. And nobody wants that.

    How much do you really know about the Nine-Nine?

    Are you a human/robot hybrid like Captain Holt? A chaos-loving Jake Peralta? Or… Hitchcock? (Yikes.) It’s time to put your fandom to the test with The Smortest Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quiz.

    This quiz isn’t for casual fans. Oh no. It’s packed with 30 hilariously tough questions that will make even Gina Linetti roll her eyes at you. Think you’ve got the brainpower? Time to prove it.

    Here’s What You’re Up Against

    Insanely Specific Details: Do you know who won the first Halloween Heist? Or which vending machine snack Terry went to war for? Yeah, we’re going deep.

    Peak Nine-Nine Comedy: Relive Holt’s deadpan one-liners (”Hot damn!”) and Jake’s terrible-but-legendary aliases (”Maxwell Blaze”—iconic).

    Binge-Watch Nostalgia: From Boyle’s food obsessions to Rosa’s secret soft side, this Brooklyn Nine-Nine quiz is the ultimate rewind button for fans.

    Ready to Flex Your Nine-Nine Smarts?

    Jump in below and take The Smortest Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quiz. Then screenshot your score and brag about it to your friends. Or better yet, make them take it too. Because nothing says friendship like trash-talking over trivia.

    • Question of

      Who has the opening line in the first episode?

      Brooklyn NIne-Nine Quiz
      • Jake
      • Holt
      • Amy
      • Boyle
    • Question of

      What is the name of Holt’s nemesis?

      • Madeline Wuntch
      • Madeline Muntch
      • Madeline Luntch
      • Madeline Buntch
    • Question of

      Who did Adrian Pimento do work for when he was undercover?

      • Jimmy Figgis
      • Jonny Gangitano
      • Tony Siegel
      • Tommy O’Banion
      • Tommy O’Banion
    • Question of

      What is Gertie?

      • A car
      • A dog
      • A sandwich
      • A gun
    • Question of

      What does Gina give to the squad when she provides her 2 weeks notice?

      • Hoodies
      • Phone covers
      • Mask with Gina’s face
      • Gold vodka
    • Question of

      Who won the first Halloween Heist?

      • Jake
      • Holt
      • Gina
      • Amy
    • Question of

      Who won the second Halloween Heist?

      • Holt
      • Jake
      • Amy
      • Rosa
    • Question of

      Who won the sixth Halloween Heist?

      • Terry
      • Holt
      • Jake
      • Rosa
    • Question of

      How many brothers does Amy have?

      • 7
      • 6
      • 4
      • 5
    • Question of

      What precinct was Terry at before the 99?

      • 65th
      • 76th
      • 98th
      • 12th
    • Question of

      What is The Vulture’s real name?

      • Detective Pembroke
      • Detective Dozerman
      • Detective Podolski
      • Agent Kendrick
    • Question of

      What is Jake’s badge number?

      • 9544
      • 1182
      • 1169
      • 2306
    • Question of

      Which of these is NOT one of Jake’s aliases?

      • Rupert Westchester
      • Herman the Janitor
      • Carl Mangerman
      • Vic Kovac
    • Question of

      What did Captain Holt really mean when he said “What’s Up”?

      • “I am not an intellectual”
      • “I am a person not worth talking to”
      • “I am stupid”
      • “I am going to offend you with every word I speak”
    • Question of

      Jake and Amy have a bet about who can get the most arrests. What is the final score?

      • Jake: 93, Amy: 84
      • Jake: 87, Amy: 86
      • Jake: 99, Amy: 90
    • Question of

      “Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding ____?”

      • Hades
      • Hell
      • the Abyss
      • the pits
    • Question of

      Name the Jake alias: CPA, recently divorced father of two with a dark sexual secret

      • Harvey Norgenbloom
      • Harold Holt
      • Jake Rabbit
      • Roger Strikewell
    • Question of

      Terry loves?

      • Yoghurt
      • Beer
      • Ice Cream
      • Cake
    • Question of

      What is Terry’s favourite yoghurt flavour?

      • Mango
      • Peach
      • Vanilla
      • Strawberry
    • Question of

      What is Captain Holt’s middle name?

      • Jacob
      • Ray
      • Jack
      • James
    • Question of

      What drug does the team try to take down in season two?

      • GigglePig
      • Molly
      • Meth
      • SillyPowder
    • Question of

      How many days was Jake undercover in the mafia?

      • 63
      • 23
      • 43
      • 53
    • Question of

      In the episode ‘Chopper,’ Captain Holt gave himself the nickname…

      • Velvet Thunder
      • Sidewinder
      • Eagle Hawk
      • Death Blade
    • Question of

      Which of these is NOT a title of Amy’s Sex Tape (according to Jake)?

      • Hoy Boy, That’s A Tight One
      • Uh-oh I Hope It Doesn’t Get To Sexual
      • Kind, Sober & Fully Dressed
      • Better Not Bite Me In The Ass
    • Question of

      The Pontiac Bandit’s real name is?

      • Doug Judy
      • Judd Judy
      • Don Judy
      • Jack Judy
    • Question of

      Captain Holt wore a pineapple shirt that said…

      • Slut
      • Hoe
      • Whore
      • Skank
    • Question of

      When Gina and Terry perform together after Floorgasm dances her out, what name does she give them?

      • Mr. and Mrs. Terry Jeffords
      • Sex Patrol
    • Question of

      Finish the quote: “Wuntch: comparing me to the devil? How unoriginal. Holt: I was comparing you to a goat. Holt: ___”

      • You goat
      • You spawn of satan
    • Question of

      How much is the bottle of wine that Jake buys for Captain Holts party?

      • $8
      • $100
      • $12
      • $5
    • Question of

      What was Jake’s witness protection name?

      • Larry Sherbet
      • Leonard Shine
      • Gregory Sherbet
      • Gregory Shine
    • Question of

      Who says “Eyes up here Gina, I’m more than just a piece of ass”

      • Boyle
      • Terry
      • Scully
      • The Vulture
    • Question of

      What is Terry’s last name?

      • Jeffords
      • Jerrerson
      • Jeffery
      • Jenkins
    • Question of

      What is the name of the horse that is Charles’ nemesis and that wins the Medal of Valor?

      • Peanut Butter
      • Biscuit
      • Buttermilk
      • Buttercup
    • Question of

      What does Charles think is the most romantic thing a couple can do together?

      • Wash each other’s hair
      • Watch the Food Network together
      • Go for a walk in historic Park Slope
      • Eat pasta together
    • Question of

      Who is the scariest person Captain Holt has gotten a confession out of?

      • Connie Buttons
      • Yo-Yo Killer
      • Disco Strangler
    • Question of

      When Jake sends Captain Holt an email, what did he accidentally leave as his signature?

      • My stinky butt
      • From my butt
      • My smelly farts
    • Question of

      In the episode ‘The Box,’ how many Oh Damn does Holt give Jake?

      • 3
      • 1
      • 2
    • Question of

      What drink level is Amy Dance Pants?

      • Three Drink Amy
      • Two Drink Amy
      • Four Drink Amy
      • Five Drink Amy
    • Question of

      Who is Jake’s favorite musical artist?

      • Taylor Swift
      • Jay-Z
      • Backstreet Boys
    • Question of

      Doug Judy went on Shark Tank with a noise-cancelling blanket called?

      • The Smush Shush
      • Smush & Shush
      • Shush & Smush

    Adam Barrell is the founder of So Binge and a certified streaming addict. With a passion for storytelling and a sixth sense for what’s trending, he created So Binge to celebrate the best in TV, movies, and pop culture. When he’s not writing, he’s curating the ultimate watchlist or rewatching Entourage for “research.”

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