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Brooklyn NIne-Nine Quiz
Brooklyn NIne-Nine Quiz


The Smortest Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quiz

How Nine-Nine are you? Take our Brooklyn Nine-Nine quiz to see if you are as smart as Raymond Holt or as thick as Scully and Hitchcock.

How Nine-Nine are you? Take our Brooklyn Nine-Nine quiz to see if you are as smart as Raymond Holt or as thick as Scully and Hitchcock.

We are all very sad that Brooklyn Nine-Nine is ending, so that is why we need to have as much fun with it as possible before Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 8 ends.

Covering seasons 1 to 7 and all the characters in between, we have compiled 30 smort questions that will be sure to challenge the perfect Raymond and Amy. 24 questions that Jake himself couldn’t bluff and charm his way through.

Do you know all of Jake’s aliases? Were you paying attention to all of Amy’s sex tapes? The order of Halloween Heist winners? The levels of ‘Drunk Amy’?

Now let’s get to it! Nine-Nine!

  • Question of

    Who has the opening line in the first episode?

    Brooklyn NIne-Nine Quiz
    • Jake
    • Holt
    • Amy
    • Boyle
  • Question of

    What is the name of Holt’s nemesis?

    • Madeline Wuntch
    • Madeline Muntch
    • Madeline Luntch
    • Madeline Buntch
  • Question of

    Who did Adrian Pimento do work for when he was undercover?

    • Jimmy Figgis
    • Jonny Gangitano
    • Tony Siegel
    • Tommy O’Banion
    • Tommy O’Banion
  • Question of

    What is Gertie?

    • A car
    • A dog
    • A sandwich
    • A gun
  • Question of

    What does Gina give to the squad when she provides her 2 weeks notice?

    • Hoodies
    • Phone covers
    • Mask with Gina’s face
    • Gold vodka
  • Question of

    Who won the first Halloween Heist?

    • Jake
    • Holt
    • Gina
    • Amy
  • Question of

    Who won the second Halloween Heist?

    • Holt
    • Jake
    • Amy
    • Rosa
  • Question of

    Who won the sixth Halloween Heist?

    • Terry
    • Holt
    • Jake
    • Rosa
  • Question of

    How many brothers does Amy have?

    • 7
    • 6
    • 4
    • 5
  • Question of

    What precinct was Terry at before the 99?

    • 65th
    • 76th
    • 98th
    • 12th
  • Question of

    What is The Vulture’s real name?

    • Detective Pembroke
    • Detective Dozerman
    • Detective Podolski
    • Agent Kendrick
  • Question of

    What is Jake’s badge number?

    • 9544
    • 1182
    • 1169
    • 2306
  • Question of

    Which of these is NOT one of Jake’s aliases?

    • Rupert Westchester
    • Herman the Janitor
    • Carl Mangerman
    • Vic Kovac
  • Question of

    What did Captain Holt really mean when he said “What’s Up”?

    • “I am not an intellectual”
    • “I am a person not worth talking to”
    • “I am stupid”
    • “I am going to offend you with every word I speak”
  • Question of

    Jake and Amy have a bet about who can get the most arrests. What is the final score?

    • Jake: 93, Amy: 84
    • Jake: 87, Amy: 86
    • Jake: 99, Amy: 90
  • Question of

    “Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding ____?”

    • Hades
    • Hell
    • the Abyss
    • the pits
  • Question of

    Name the Jake alias: CPA, recently divorced father of two with a dark sexual secret

    • Harvey Norgenbloom
    • Harold Holt
    • Jake Rabbit
    • Roger Strikewell
  • Question of

    Terry loves?

    • Yoghurt
    • Beer
    • Ice Cream
    • Cake
  • Question of

    What is Terry’s favourite yoghurt flavour?

    • Mango
    • Peach
    • Vanilla
    • Strawberry
  • Question of

    What is Captain Holt’s middle name?

    • Jacob
    • Ray
    • Jack
    • James
  • Question of

    What drug does the team try to take down in season two?

    • GigglePig
    • Molly
    • Meth
    • SillyPowder
  • Question of

    How many days was Jake undercover in the mafia?

    • 63
    • 23
    • 43
    • 53
  • Question of

    In the episode ‘Chopper,’ Captain Holt gave himself the nickname…

    • Velvet Thunder
    • Sidewinder
    • Eagle Hawk
    • Death Blade
  • Question of

    Which of these is NOT a title of Amy’s Sex Tape (according to Jake)?

    • Hoy Boy, That’s A Tight One
    • Uh-oh I Hope It Doesn’t Get To Sexual
    • Kind, Sober & Fully Dressed
    • Better Not Bite Me In The Ass
  • Question of

    The Pontiac Bandit’s real name is?

    • Doug Judy
    • Judd Judy
    • Don Judy
    • Jack Judy
  • Question of

    Captain Holt wore a pineapple shirt that said…

    • Slut
    • Hoe
    • Whore
    • Skank
  • Question of

    When Gina and Terry perform together after Floorgasm dances her out, what name does she give them?

    • Mr. and Mrs. Terry Jeffords
    • Sex Patrol
  • Question of

    Finish the quote: “Wuntch: comparing me to the devil? How unoriginal. Holt: I was comparing you to a goat. Holt: ___”

    • You goat
    • You spawn of satan
  • Question of

    How much is the bottle of wine that Jake buys for Captain Holts party?

    • $8
    • $100
    • $12
    • $5
  • Question of

    What was Jake’s witness protection name?

    • Larry Sherbet
    • Leonard Shine
    • Gregory Sherbet
    • Gregory Shine
  • Question of

    Who says “Eyes up here Gina, I’m more than just a piece of ass”

    • Boyle
    • Terry
    • Scully
    • The Vulture
  • Question of

    What is Terry’s last name?

    • Jeffords
    • Jerrerson
    • Jeffery
    • Jenkins
  • Question of

    What is the name of the horse that is Charles’ nemesis and that wins the Medal of Valor?

    • Peanut Butter
    • Biscuit
    • Buttermilk
    • Buttercup
  • Question of

    What does Charles think is the most romantic thing a couple can do together?

    • Wash each other’s hair
    • Watch the Food Network together
    • Go for a walk in historic Park Slope
    • Eat pasta together
  • Question of

    Who is the scariest person Captain Holt has gotten a confession out of?

    • Connie Buttons
    • Yo-Yo Killer
    • Disco Strangler
  • Question of

    When Jake sends Captain Holt an email, what did he accidentally leave as his signature?

    • My stinky butt
    • From my butt
    • My smelly farts
  • Question of

    In the episode ‘The Box,’ how many Oh Damn does Holt give Jake?

    • 3
    • 1
    • 2
  • Question of

    What drink level is Amy Dance Pants?

    • Three Drink Amy
    • Two Drink Amy
    • Four Drink Amy
    • Five Drink Amy
  • Question of

    Who is Jake’s favorite musical artist?

    • Taylor Swift
    • Jay-Z
    • Backstreet Boys
  • Question of

    Doug Judy went on Shark Tank with a noise-cancelling blanket called?

    • The Smush Shush
    • Smush & Shush
    • Shush & Smush



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